Coming Soon When your son wakes you up at 3:00 A.M. because he wants to watch Caillou, he’s an a-hole. When your daughter outlines every corner of your living room with a purple crayon, she’s an a-hole. When your rug rats purposely decorate the kitchen ceiling with their smoothies, they’re a-holes. So it’s only natural to want to kill them sometimes. Of course you can’t because you’d go to prison, and then you’d really never get to poop alone again. Plus, there’s that whole loving them more than anything in the whole world thing. About the Author : Karen Alpert is the writer of the popular blog Baby Sideburns. You may have read some of her more viral posts like “Ten Things I Really F’ing Want for Mother’s Day” and “What NOT to F’ing Buy My Kids this Holiday.” Or you may know her from her Facebook page that has over 100,000 followers. I Heart My Little A-Holes is full of hilarious stories, lists, thoughts and pictures that will make you laugh so hard you’ll wish you were wearing a di...